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Third Party Services Like most websites this one uses third services to help it operate. Their businesses depend on their ability to adhere to the highest priority and security standards but I cannot be responsible for errors or negligence on the part of third party services.
Products I have some humorous aprons, t-shirts and other fun things available for sale through a service called CafePress. If you purchase a product or service from them, they request information on their order forms such as name, e-mail, shipping address, credit card information, etc. They use this information for billing purposes and to fill your orders. If they have trouble processing and order, they will use this information to contact you, that's all.
Survey or Contests From time to time we may offer contests or surveys. Participation is completely voluntary and you therefore have a choice whether not to disclose any information. Unless otherwise noted, this information is strictly for the contest or survey. I may use a third party service to conduct these surveys or contests and that company is prohibited from using personally identifiable information for any other purpose.